Dear tech press, please stop writing articles entitled “Apple release a new widget, should I upgrade my 12 month old widget?” It’s always no. Nobody needs to upgrade last year’s phone/tablet/laptop. That you’d even entertain the idea makes you sound like an eight year old hopped up on pixie sticks drooling over something in the claw machine. Write a story about “Apple released a new widget, how old should my old widget be before I upgrade?”